Fascist Pig Management Company (FPMC)
Spam Risk Promotions (SRP)
Big Pig Technologies (BPT)
Multi-Grab Holdings Unlimited (MGHU)
Important Announcement Regarding New Management
Following a recent acquisition, the business affairs of Creative Destruction Records will now be under the direction of Fascist Pig Management Company (FPMC), a division of Big Pig Technologies (BPT), a subsidiary of Multi-Grab Holdings Unlimited (MGHU). It has been painstakingly explained to us in a blizzard of excruciating detail how this new strategic partnership will leverage significant cost savings and corporate expense redistribution advantages that will benefit us in some way over a long-term event horizon. One such anticipated benefit will be the opportunity to partner with the marketing and PR firm Spam Risk Promotions (SRP) – a sister company within the Multi-Grab family of enterprises.
The management contract clearly states that the new corporate structure will not result in any significant changes, while at the same time placing us on notice that certain changes may be implemented due to necessary and unavoidable restructuring. Representatives from the Fascist Pig Legal Department are currently reviewing contract details so that the new management structure will not affect the integrity of the “fiercely independent” * Motihari Brigade brand. They have further assured that every measure will be taken to address concerns that are not addressed immediately. We have also been assured by representatives from Multi-Grab Holdings Unlimited (MGHU) that the company consistently requires the highest standards from others with whom it maintains a business relationship.
Further details will be provided as information becomes available.
* “Fiercely Independent” is an unregistered trademark of the Fascist Pig Management Company, et al (Rejected Pending Appeal)
