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Motihari Brigade Looking For Opportunities To Sell Out

Fascist Pig Management Company wishes to inform all listeners of Motihari Brigade brand “Revolution Rock”* of the following business opportunities.  

Since its inception Motihari Brigade has developed a reputation as a “fiercely independent brand.”*  Fascist Pig Management Company is excited to announce that this brand is now available for sale. The brand’s likeness and image are currently available for commercial advertising and product placements in movies, TV shows, infomercials, online ads, SPAM, ringtones, and print advertising in newspapers or magazines. 

We believe the “Revolution Rock”* brand is particularly well-suited to promoting a lifestyle-based sense of fear and insecurity in the following luxury market sectors: mutual funds, health insurance, pharmaceuticals, private security systems, cosmetics, weapons manufacturing, vacation rentals, and vodka.  

Management has a team of legal experts standing by to answer questions and prepare individualized licensing agreements suitable for a variety of clients.  The brand will also consider agreements not to be associated with any of these opportunities. 

To learn more about licensing this fiercely independent revolutionary brand, or potential opportunity costs for not entering into an agreement, contact Fascist Pig Management Company. 

* “Revolution Rock” and “Fiercely Independent” are unregistered trademarks of the Fascist Pig Management Company, et al (Rejected Pending Appeal)